mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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Posted: 10 hours ago
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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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catching fire meme • [2/8] scenes
Johanna unzips the rest of her tree, letting it drop to the floor and then kicks it away in disgust. Except for her forest-green slippers, she doesn’t have on a stitch of clothing. 

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Posted: 1 day ago
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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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Posted: 1 day ago
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thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

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Posted: 1 day ago
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thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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Posted: 2 days ago
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hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

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Posted: 2 days ago
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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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Posted: 2 days ago
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