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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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will smith everybody
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
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asunburnedconsultanttoothfairy:
The other day my chemistry teacher was explaining moles and this one kid sitting up the back wasn’t getting it so he walks up to him and says
“Let’s look at you calem. How many of you are there?”
“One…”
“And if we took your head off how many heads would there be?”
“One..”
“And how many bodies?”
“One…”
And if we put them back together how many calems would there be?”
“One..”And it was the most beautiful was to explain how a mole works
↳ Jennifer & Josh behind the scenes.
“I put it (a dummy) in Jennifer Lawrence’s trailer, her bathroom, so she went to go to the bathroom and she had to pee, ‘cause you do when you have to go to the bathroom, and she opens the door and sees this dummy and screams and apparently peed her pants. Like, literally, laughed so hard, she peed. So I was very proud of myself, that I was able to pull off a prank like that.” - Josh
Starting with his moons, Saturn has 62 of them, including what is probably the geekiest moon in the entire Solar System: Mimas, which is basically a naturally occurring death star, like from Star Wars, but real.
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i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
